Future Sexuality: Cosmodildonics

It has been said that the universe could be a huge computer, a consciousness and even a giant musical instrument. It may well be all of those at once, including a posthuman sexual stimulator.

Cosmodildonics

A la the mechnical vibrations of an electric dildo, erotic stimulation from any and/or all repetitive and periodic phenomena in the universe...from electromagnetic waves to the orbits of planets; from the oscillations of civilisations rising and falling to the potential big bang/big crunch/big bang etc. patterns of whole universes.
Consider also the conceptual and abstract equivalent to the above; to programme oneself to oscillate rapidly between extremes at the ends of philosophical and ideological spectra, a la the peaks and troughs of mechanical vibrations generated by electric dildos.
Would such a potentially advanced and enlightened state as posthumanity be compatible with a purpose that can be associated with bioslavery and Darwinian impulses, however? I would personally say so, given the diversity and wild, syncretic combinations posthumanity, rather than being a more strictly defined state, could allow.