Transhumanist Jokes

I'll go ahead and get this thread started with a couple of the most obvious Transhumanist jokes that come to mind.

"How many Transhumanists does it take to change a lightbulb?" "None. Soon our technologically enhanced eyes will have the ability to see in the dark."

"Why didn't the Transhumanist cross the road?" "Because a cryonics contract doesn't help you if a truck makes your brain go splat."

I know, those jokes were kinda lame, but that's all I could think of for now.

See also the Singularity Humour page on the Transhumanist Wiki, and the videos tagged "Humor" on this site.